Sub: "An annual membership for people who can't afford to be down. Yearly connectivity recheck, priority booking, storm-season priority response — and audits are free for members."
CTA: "Book My Free Audit"
What you get (4 cards)
Annual recheck — Once a year I come back, re-sweep your setup, and confirm everything still performs the way it should.
Priority booking — Members jump the queue. When you call, you're first in line.
Storm-season priority response — When the October storms hit and the island goes sideways, members get me first.
Uptime monitoring (optional) — I watch your connection's heartbeat and flag problems before you notice them.
How it works (3 steps)
Join — Membership starts with a full audit so we both know your baseline.
Recheck — Every year, scheduled recheck. No chasing, no forgetting.
Call — Something breaks or the storm hits? You call, you go first.
Key line (headline box)
"Audits are FREE for members. Every visit, every recheck — included."
Honest boundaries
"I'm one man, not a dispatch center. Priority means you go to the front of MY line — it doesn't mean I teleport. Storm-season priority means I triage members first when demand spikes. I'll put the response windows in writing before you join."
Pricing (DECIDED 2026-10-09)
$499/year headline ($49/month backup option). Annual-led, same Hormozi logic as Cabin Watch.
Value stack: annual recheck alone is worth the $297 Grand Slam price — the plan is a no-brainer by comparison. Audits free for members (continuity rule).
CTA band
"Start with a free audit — it's free for members anyway, so this one just tells you what membership would cover."
- CTA: "Book My Free Audit" → free audit Calendly link
Continuity
"Pairs with Cabin Watch — members get their monitoring hardware checked as part of the annual recheck."
Open questions for Jonathan
Annual vs monthly billing?
Is uptime monitoring standard or an optional add-on?
Member cap while solo — how many households can you honestly cover?